Has anyone else been noticing Betty White a little more lately? I have seen her recently in Snickers Commercials, SNL, and now she is advertising for her new T.V. show "Hot in Cleveland". Now don't get me wrong, I like Betty White. But how old is she now? 90?

There seems to be only one explanation.

Betty White is now the first cloned human.

How else could she still be walking around? Let alone to be working on a brand new sitcom.

It makes perfect sense. Only a bad sci-fi film could accurately explain how Betty White is still in existance when she was born in the Jurassic period.
Betty White has now cloned herself to meet the upcoming demand for the Betty White trademark.
Soon Betty White clones will be available in your home, so hurry and call to reserve your new Betty White!
Everyone's doing it. I mean who doesn't want a witty and charismatic women to liven up your daily lives?